After watching last night's game I think it's time to make a call to Lake Erie or heaven or wherever the fuck Hockey Jesus is playing at the moment. The D needs the perfect mix of defensive finesse and muscle that only Hockey Jesus can bring to the squad. Unless of course they can swing a deal for Hockey Satan, he would also be sure to energize this team, and take some "heat" off of Budaj.
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While we're at it, how about some freakin' offense. What did we score four regulation goals on that 3-game trip? It's a "miracle" that we got four points from that!
I think both Hockey Jesus and Hockey Satan are great two-way players...
But seriously. The offense has been anemic.
Last night it simply came down to the puck being on the wrong end of the ice at a disproportionate level - first and foremost I think.
As good as his offense is, Hockey Satan is a great back checker.
I must admit, I was really only able to watch with a fine eye for the the 3rd period. It wouldn't hurt to have a healthy Super Joe back. Encouraging that Svatos is scoring some. Maybe it's time to start bitching about Wolski more!
While Hockey Jesus, is more of a "cross" checker.
HAH. I'll be here all week, try the veal, you cocksuckers!
With standup material like that, I feel like I'm in Vegas already.
A. Dater at the Post was ruminating in his blog that that Flames game on Tuesday may have been the worst Avs performance he has ever witnessed.
Maybe a bit strong, but it WAS unwatchable after the Svatos goal.
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