Saturday, February 28, 2009

Friday, February 27, 2009

I kind of figured we were going to win this game. Don't we have special rights?

Sorry Kobe.
J.R. the Birdman and the Nuggets, bringing you down like an Eagle, CO hotel employee...

Granted, the Lakers shot like shit, still whenever you beat this team you've got to have a spring in your step. Nugs looked dialed against a team that probably intimidates opposing teams into a losing mind-set to some degree simply by taking the floor.

Put that recent CHI, MIL, & BOS losing lull behind you Nug Pups.
Maybe it's a New Day Rising.

Friday, February 20, 2009

Come Check Out My New Techno Band!

Yes, you thought I could only put puck in the net. But, no, I'm hear to tell you that I have mad skills with the beats and the sampling and such. Seeing as how we got bitch-slapped tonight by the lowly Avalanche hockey club (3 game winning streak), you never know when you're going to need a backup career. Thankfully, a sniper's precision with the hockey stick in my hand isn't the only gift I was blessed with. I'll drop an LFO so hard on a dance floor, it'll make the whole house rumble.

My work is now done at the Verizon Center. That Raycroft character did one hell of job holding this team to one goal on home ice. I need to forget about the whole affair down at the club. Hope to you see there. Peace, Alex.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Broncos cleaning house in a rather large manner...

The new Coach and the new GM going nuts with the cuts. A couple big names a couple free-agent busts, a few salary moves, and a Nate Jackson dismissal.
Bly, Robertson, and Winborn seem like the real statements here. These guys were pretty instrumental in the Broncos' horribly disappointing defensive season. If Bly were a cheaper piece, I'd be more upset by him hitting the road. If Winborn didn't have on-field orgasm every time he made a tackle after another 9 yard gain, I might lobby for him sticking around too.
Gotta say there better be a considerable splash in the free-agent market with all this freed-up cash. A reversal of poor free-agent decisions by this franchise would also be a breath of fucking fresh air.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

A win for the Avs!

and cough drops for everyone. (might not make sense if you watched it on mute).

Friday, February 13, 2009

Let the dick-around continue...and a franchise plummets toward the most embarrasing season since they moved to CO.

God bless the concourse-table-dick-around.
Frankly, this Avs team is pretty fucking awful and prove it night after night lately. Doesn't really matter if I'm watching this shit-level product in colour or black and white. Time to call this out.
We're witnessing a horribly long fall from continual division champs to worst team in the goddam Western conference.
Depressing really.
I'd like to see some heads roll...and maybe a better goaltender. But that's just me.
Blaming injuries is bullshit. Firing Coach Q was bullshit. Losing so often, especially at home, should be the kind of bullshit that is not acceptable.
Welcome to a new era.
I think 30 Pack's expression pretty much sums it up.

Friday, February 6, 2009

High-Larious Story

Sorry. The sole intention of this email is to humiliate and embarrass a KTH personality. It has absolutely nothing to do with loud rock music, girls, sports or beer. Disclaimer loaded and ready to go.
Last night I get home from work and I sit down with my wife for some dinner. My 3 year old, 6 Pack Thief, was running around the dinner table playing with his toys. On Thursdays my wife takes little 6 Pack to a play group at the neighborhood library. He's been having a little trouble lately. Seems 6 Pack likes to rough up the other kids at the playgroup. So when I get home I ask "Did anything happen at Storytime?". My wife laughs and chokes a little on her salad. She begins to tell me that he didn't kick or hit any kids but he did do something out of the ordinary. She tells me that one of the Libararians nudged her and motioned for her to look over at our son. There he is in the middle of the library with his pants down around his ankles grabbing his little "tap" and playing with it. My wife and I both laugh about it for a little while and then I JOKINGLY say... "Playing with himself in public. Just like his Daddy."
This is the kicker. Little 6 Pack chimes in all matter of fact like: "No. Just like Troutdog". I didn't realize that 6 Pack knew old TD that well.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

You Will Hit Padless During Mini-Camp!

"And you will like it!"

Bravos, Kudos, and Huhs ? must be collectively sent out to this fine site's namesake.

Word out there, is that last summer the Texans were forced to violate the league's CBA by hitting without gear during off-season work-outs.

"Once I had to hold a late-game field-goal in a zero-degree snowstorm at Mile High and that barefooted Karlis cut me with this gnarly hangnail, THIS AIN'T NOTHING!"
Don't hurt 'em Coach.

Monday, February 2, 2009

Tony G

I don't think anyone's touched upon this yet, at least this aspect of it. I know a lot of hoopla has been made in the KTH world (at least from me), about the weirdness of Tony G not being in GMC commercials, but perhaps the reason for this is beginning to unfold. During Avs and Nugs games, I've been noticing the Avs coach appearing in Xcel Energy, I don't know exactly what he's saying, but I think it has something to do with saving money on your energy bill.

An environmentalist might say, "maybe he's an environmentalist": promoting energy conservation and not endorsing gas guzzling SUVs.

However, there may be a different explanation. The Rockies's ambassador to Excel is Dinger. I don't think I need to connect the dots for everyone...

On a slightly different note, we're up 4-3 going into the 3rd period, with Marek having a nice game. I'm not singing too little too late quite yet. Come on super-Avs!