Saturday, October 25, 2008

What the hell?

I'll admit that this has absolutely nothing to do with sports whatsoever. It has to be reported because I just can't believe this happened.
Scene: A patio at a bar in north Denver. It is around 4:45pm as the two men are seated.
Waiter: What would you like to drink?
Man 1: I think I'll have a Fat Tire.
Waiter: Great, and you?
Man 2: I'll have a Pabst.
Waiter: A what?
Man 2: A Pabst?
Waiter: What is that?
Man 2: A Pabst Blue Ribbon. It's a beer.
Waiter: We don't have that.
Man 2: What are those guys drinking over there? (Points at a table full of people drinking cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon) Did they bring those in themselves?
Waiter: Oh... that's a PBR. Would you like one of those?
Man 2: Uh... yeah.

12 comments:

Sonic Tooth said...

If it ain't about sports, as long as it's about beer or music...

Are we talking Mead St. Station?

TroutDog said...

God, that's weak. How about my Avs?

Sonic Tooth said...

how about them Avs? you were at the game...let's hear it.

TroutDog said...

Pretty great finish to last night's game. Things looked rather bleak until Leo put one in. The shootout was quite exciting too.

Gotta love this hockey-loving Indian couple sitting behind us this year. Not only do they love hockey, but the dude was wearing a Colorado Rockies (baseball) winter coat?!?! He loves hi-fives too.

30 Pack Thief said...

That's the "why must everyone suck guy?"
I'm going to withhold the name of the establishment to protect the guilty.

Sonic Tooth said...

It was an awesome game on the ol' TV set too.
I placed an order for a Leopold sweater...(please note: i will continue that lame joke for another season)

TroutDog said...

I think I heard him yell "shoot it" quite a few times too.

That sweater collection must be might impressive, ST. Considering a Budaj sweater myself after last night.

30 Pack Thief said...

I also caught him and his wife having an argument about goaltending. He seems to be pretty knowledgeable about the game. It's pretty awesome hearing him comment about the goaltending with his thick accent. "oh no... I tell you that Budaj is not having a good game. 4 goals facing only twenty shots? That is not good goaltending. The Boston goalie is doing a much better job"
His daughters however don't know much about the game and whose comments are highly irritating at times.

TroutDog said...

I have to say his biggest asset is the Rockies winter coat. Already looking forward my next trip to Sec 350.

Young Bear said...

Was able to watch the tail-end of Sat's game on my new set.
FINALLY, i got one!

Not yet set up for HD, but football looked just fine on it yesterday....

That PBR story was great.

MY DOLPHINS?!?!
Suppla me some 350.

Young Bear said...

Neglected to mention how stoked i was with the new edition of the Marmalard section.

With all due resepcts to Felipe Rios.... Who(m) gave him that name?
THE KSK guys?
Deadspin?

Is it an Animal House reference?
I hate that guy.

Sonic Tooth said...

Gotta love the Marmalard name.

It was KSK, and totally an Animal House character comparison.