Thursday, February 14, 2008

My Birthday Totally Sucked Shit!

Thanks, Manny. Thanks for totally ruining my birthday. Sure, the team started the game very sluggish and sloppy and probably deserved to be trailing after the first period. But, you have to admit; we had some pretty great chances and threw a lot of pucks on net, even in the first when we more or less were playing like shit. And then that 3rd period. What the hell, bro?? We turned the Can into a shooting gallery and still you only yield one measly goal. Fuck you, man. Whatever happened to those days when you were on the Wings and, like, totally sucked shit. Whatever you went and did in the interim, I'm not backing it. Did I mention it's my birthday today? No amount of "birthday" Pilsner Urquell you buy me down at Monarch is going to make up for your performance tonight.

I'm holding you personally accountable for playing out of your mind tonight and totally fucking up my birthday and the evening for Avs fans everywhere.

Sincerely,

Milan

PS - I know what you're thinking and the answer is yes, this is my senior picture from high school.

6 comments:

Sonic Tooth said...

Nice to see the 'Duk posting. funny stuff.
I heard Legace's overall career record vs. the Avs on the radio this morning. Don't recall what it exactly was...but let's just say that Manny owns us. Quite apparent last night.

DeathTruck said...

Very apparent.

On a complete side note. TD, FYI AG actually airs on Sundays and the Monday viewing is repeat. Just thought I'd pass that along.

TroutDog said...

What, you think I don't know? You must not have received my evite to the AG finale party I'm hosting. It's the biggest tv event of the year according to nbc. And with Prez Day off on monday, all those AG fans can get ripped as hell during the finale.

The way the Can teams are starting to look in the playoff hunt, I'm really getting excited about spring training starting today (not that I'm giving up yet).

TroutDog said...

What, you think I don't know? You must not have received my evite to the AG finale party I'm hosting. It's the biggest tv event of the year according to nbc. And with Prez Day off on monday, all those AG fans can get ripped as hell during the finale.

The way the Can teams are starting to look in the playoff hunt, I'm really getting excited about spring training starting today (not that I'm giving up yet).

DeathTruck said...

OK!!!

Shit, you only had to say it once.

DeathTruck said...

... and no, I haven't got my evite yet.