Thanks, Manny. Thanks for totally ruining my birthday. Sure, the team started the game very sluggish and sloppy and probably deserved to be trailing after the first period. But, you have to admit; we had some pretty great chances and threw a lot of pucks on net, even in the first when we more or less were playing like shit. And then that 3rd period. What the hell, bro?? We turned the Can into a shooting gallery and still you only yield one measly goal. Fuck you, man. Whatever happened to those days when you were on the Wings and, like, totally sucked shit. Whatever you went and did in the interim, I'm not backing it. Did I mention it's my birthday today? No amount of "birthday" Pilsner Urquell you buy me down at Monarch is going to make up for your performance tonight.
I'm holding you personally accountable for playing out of your mind tonight and totally fucking up my birthday and the evening for Avs fans everywhere.
PS - I know what you're thinking and the answer is yes, this is my senior picture from high school.