Thursday, February 7, 2008

The Hookers Tipped the Scales Towards CU

It would nice to believe all of the reports that CU's landing of coveted RB prospect Darrell Scott was a result of the recruiting brilliance of Coach Hawkins and Darian Hagen. But, can anyone help but think maybe the hookers, ehhmm escorts, that participated in any sanctioned or unsanctioned recruiting parties helped sway young Mr. Scott. Thank god things are back to normal. This ain't intramurals, after all!

7 comments:

Sonic Tooth said...

only a return to loads of hookers could bring the CU program back to national prominence.

my guess that CSU's attempt to sway recruits with cookies and soda-pop isn't working out. CU can rely on the Rams sucking above and beyond for awhile I think....

TroutDog said...

Everytime I read a ST comment, I feel I'm being lectured by Sammy Dog. Awesome.

American Gladiators are out of control. My only real complaint is the generic "reality show" commentator that talks during each event (what, are Todd Christensen or Joe Theeeesmen too busy?) and the lack of fake fans in the audience. At least I know what Mike Piazza (Wolf) does in the offseason.

DeathTruck said...

This is quickly turning into an AG blog. I'm not saying it's a bad thing, just an observation.

I saw that they're already giving Hagan some shit that the deal included a job for his Mom somewhere (a la Reggie Bush).

Sonic Tooth said...

...a very stern lecture.

TroutDog said...

AG deserves blogging!! It is the biggest freak show on tv. And kind of a sport. I guess. I love how the contestents claim that getting to the finals has been their dream. What? Their dream since when? Last year when it was announced they were bringing the show back. Or has AG continued to flourish in the underground since the show's cancellation in the early 90's until now. I'm confused.

Sonic Tooth said...

I'm confused that we are discussing American Gladiators.

Unless you want to talk about that old footage of the Malibu injury. That's hilarious.

TroutDog said...

Feel the AG love.

And the Avs 3-0 stomping of the 'Nucks. I'm thinking this team has moxy.