"And you will like it!"
Bravos, Kudos, and Huhs ? must be collectively sent out to this fine site's namesake.
Word out there, is that last summer the Texans were forced to violate the league's CBA by hitting without gear during off-season work-outs.
"Once I had to hold a late-game field-goal in a zero-degree snowstorm at Mile High and that barefooted Karlis cut me with this gnarly hangnail, THIS AIN'T NOTHING!"
Don't hurt 'em Coach.